• Steve's Homepage, version ten Site Map

    This is a map of my homepage. I update it when I feel like it. It is a kind of online deposit box of things I like, things I do, and things I show to people. It has been in existence since 1994, and I decided a while ago to start redoing the entire thing with proper CSS and accessibility. This is a long process. If you really want to see something email me at sdm+impulsenine+com.

    A black link works just fine.
    A grayed link is under construction.
    A strikethrough link leads off-site.

    Site size: 148 Pages (43 completed, 105 under construction)
    Index of Steve's Homepage, version ten.
    • Photos to 2000
    • Photos 2001-2003
    • Photos 2004-2006
    • Photos 2007
    • Design - Personal
    • Design - Others'
    • Music - Now Playing
    • Music - Mixes
      • Mix CDs
      • KAMP radio
      • Impulse Nine Demos
    • Music - Collection
      • My physical media collection
      • U2 trading list
    • Music - Recommended
    • Writings - True
      • My beliefs
      • How to move and/or destroy the Earth
      • The Socratic Method
      • Methods for Faster-than-light travel
      • Rants
        • mp3s
        • Alcohol
        • Astrology
        • I Think
        • Musings
        • Adages
      • News stories
      • Cosmology
      • Random
        • Pi
          • Current Pi records
    • Writings - Memoir
      • The Great Pink Stain, and Other Marks I Made
      • My First Bikes Were Cooler Than Most Peoples Cars
      • Pinkeye
      • The White Kid
      • The Phoenix Boys' Choir: St. Nicholas
      • Hey Mom, Don't Panic But I'm Shot
      • My first Con
      • Waking the neighbors (Battletech)
      • Boy Scouts: Molesting a Cow
      • Boy Scouts: 4/20
      • Culture Shock
      • Boy Scouts: Philmont
      • Mo's Mother's Music & Driving
      • How I met A.C. Green
      • Summer School Chem
      • The Librarian
      • U2
      • My First Webpage
      • Playing "Duke Nuke 'Em 3D" in Chem Class to ABBA
      • Chris & Beanie Babies
      • Tech Theater: How to Traumatize Young, Virginal Catholic Quasi-Actors
      • Tech Theater: Rave at the School
      • Tech Theater: Gang Rape
      • Tech Theater: The Dungeon, and Writing On The Wall
      • Schmad(s)
      • No Really, The Teacher Really Hates You
      • Darling Marla
      • How To Piss Off Steve
      • My One Moment of Engineering Glory
      • Dan Puts 20 Gallons Of Soda Through His Nose
      • The Hero Of Parthos
      • The Jesuits
      • How Two Nerds Turned Out
      • Eric, Chris, Dave, Dan
      • Why I Went to the UA, and Why it Totally Backfired
      • Death by Perfume
      • Napster and Me
      • Queeny Departs
      • ROTC & Me
      • Like Licking a Copper Pipe
      • The Worst Boss of All Time
      • Sociological Wonderland
      • All the Time, Baby. All the Time.
      • Chris Has Bad Luck
      • Summer in Japan, 2001
      • Suicide by X-Girlfriend
      • Summer in Japan, 2002
      • 3 Weeks in Tokyo on $300
      • Meeting Rachel & the Ensuing S---storm
      • Summer in Japan, 2003
      • Our House
      • Halloween
      • Gaming
      • The Plan (We Were So Broke...)
      • When Co-Workers Resembling Gorillas Attack
      • 24 Hours to Live
      • May 29, 2004
      • Honeymoon
      • Being a Married DJ
      • Enter: Cats
      • Apparently, I Own A Vehicle Built for Speed
      • Crack is Bad
      • The 2006 Epic, part 1: Quitting Maloney's
      • The 2006 Epic, part 2: Mercedes Benz
      • The 2006 Epic, part 3: BASIS
      • The 2006 Epic, part 4: Summer of Law, Lectures, and New Lives
      • The 2006 Epic, part 5: Lights at the End of the Tunnel
      • The 2006 Epic, epilogue: 2007
      • Home Repair & Cranky Neighbors
    • Writings - Creative
      • The Heat Death of the Universe by Pamela Zoline
      • Memento Mori by Jonathan Nolan
      • Flatland by Edwin A. Abbott
      • Cello by Rémy Rougeau
      • Chain of Being (excerpt) by Alexander Pope
      • Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh
      • My Mistress' Eyes Are Nothing Like The Sun by William Shakespeare
      • Road Less Traveled by Robert Frost
      • My Last Dutchess by Robert Browning
      • Dogma / Indictment Nicole Blackman
      • On The Massacre of the Christians in Bulgaria by Oscar Wilde
    • Writings - Humor
      • Forwarded emails
      • Rules of the blues
      • Governments and cows
      • Why did the chicken cross the road
      • World of Shit
      • Mis-translated slogans
      • I am a front desk agent
      • Estne tibie forte magna feles fulva et planissima
      • Bread is dangerous
      • Revised state slogans
      • A Very Friendly American
      • Exciting news
      • Everyone needs to make fun of lawyers
      • Raggot the gerbil
      • Hell's final exam
      • The truth about Santa
      • Groucho Marx
      • How Shit Happens
      • A Desert Island
      • Rules of Life
      • Churchill's American experience
      • The cordial Mrs. Bush
      • How to write a term paper
    • Writings - Brainteaser
    • Writings - Quotes
    • Writings - Blog
    • About - Me
      • Brief Autobiography
      • Photographs
      • Before I Die / Élan Vital
      • Everything I Ever Wanted (ever)
    • About - My Car
      • About Leelu
      • Unrealistic Wishlist
      • To-Do List
      • Repair Blog
    • About - Dream home
    • About - Friends
    • Contact - eMail
    • Contact - IM
    • Contact - Resumés
      • Design
      • Teaching
      • Generic & Music
    • Contact - Links
  • External Links
    • Impulse Designs
    • Impulse Nine Music
    • Rachel's Homepage