These are some of my best stories. I make no claims of veracity.
These are memories and subject to exaggeration and bias. ~ SM
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The Great Pink Stain, and Other Marks I Made
My First Bikes Were Cooler Than Most Peoples Cars
Pinkeye
Kicked in the Balls
The White Kid
The Phoenix Boys' Choir: St. Nicholas
Fully Automatic Machine Gun in My Hands at Age 12
My first Con
Waking the neighbors (Battletech)
Boy Scouts: Molesting a Cow
Boy Scouts: 4/20
Culture Shock
Boy Scouts: Philmont
Mo's Mother's Music & Driving
How I met A.C. Green
Summer School Chem
The Librarian
Finding U2
Snow in Yuma
My First Webpage
Playing "Duke Nuke 'Em 3D" in Chem Class to ABBA
MYAC, Batman, and Curvy Cars
Chris & Beanie Babies
Tech Theater: How to Traumatize Young, Virginal Catholic Quasi-Actors
Tech Theater: Rave at the School
Tech Theater: Gang Rape
Tech Theater: The Dungeon, and Writing On The Wall
Schmad(s)
U2: The Obsession
No Really, The Teacher Really Hates You
Darling Marla
How To Piss Off Steve
My One Moment of Engineering Glory
Dan Puts 20 Gallons Of Soda Through His Nose
The Hero Of Parthos
The Jesuits
How Two Nerds Turned Out
Eric, Chris, Dave, Dan
Why I Went to the UA, and Why it Totally Backfired
Death by Perfume
Napster and Me
Queeny Departs
ROTC & Me
Like Licking a Copper Pipe
The Worst Boss of All Time
Sociological Wonderland
All the Time, Baby. All the Time.
Chris Has Bad Luck
Summer in Japan, 2001
Suicide by X-Girlfriend
Summer in Japan, 2002
3 Weeks in Tokyo on $300
Meeting Rachel & the Ensuing S---storm
Le Plan
Summer in Japan, 2003
Our House
Halloween
Gaming
The Plan (We Were So Broke...)
When Co-Workers Resembling Gorillas Attack
24 Hours to Live
May 29, 2004
Honeymoon
Being a Married DJ
My 60-Horsepower Racing Vehicle
Enter: Cats
Crack is Bad
The 2006 Epic, part 1: Quitting Maloney's
The 2006 Epic, part 2: Mercedes Benz
The 2006 Epic, part 3: BASIS
The 2006 Epic, part 4: Summer of Law, Lectures, and New Lives
The 2006 Epic, part 5: Lights at the End of the Tunnel
The 2006 Epic, epilogue: 2007
Home Repair & Cranky Neighbors
Last-Chance High
Designing A House
Out of Debt
Summer, 2007
My Music Collection
Basketball
What We Want
Ignition
TV & Me
My Blog