I'm a fairly co-ordinated person and tried for a long time as a kid to artificially become ambidextrous. It never worked, but it did allow me to do various time-saving things like brushing my teeth and using a q-tip at the same time ... but what if I weren't so co-ordinated? Or got old and lost it, and suddenly juxtaposed the movements of the arm with the toothbrush with the other. There ought to be a national "don't brush and q-tip at the same time" awareness day, to prevent deafness in one ear. I know it's happened. I just know it. Labels: q-tips, random |
