My wife has enlightened me to the fact that there is a term for the notion of how a vagina could be a mouth .. with teeth. I find this really disturbing. The term is 'vagina dentata'.
We talked just for a bit about how this idea may or may not be as frightening as "the Corinthian" from Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels - he has mouths with sharp teeth instead of eyes, and eats victims' eyes with them. We had this conversation outside as I was on my way to work.
I believe this 'vagina dentata' thing is much scarier because, as I put it: "I am not in the habit of stuffing my penis into other people's eyes."
Just then, I noticed our 10-year-old little girl neighbor peeking over the fence. I think I've just scarred someone for life.
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Last Splash
By The Breeders |
Labels: frightening thought, joke, neighbors, sex, true |
