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| Sunday, September 03, 2006 |
| Funny Thing Happened Today no. 12: This is my brain |
... and it is BROKEN.
I know that I'm a very straight guy. I was in technical theater at Brophy (College Prep), where all the fay, freaks, and anti-phobes went. I got about as socially comfortable as I ever was in high school amongst some thoroughly gay people.
But I never, ever want to see guys humping. And I got about seven pounds of brain-breaking when I saw "Another Gay Movie" with AZ and my wife.
Granted, there were some very memorable parts - a certain nudist millionaire makes a cameo - but there's a fair portion of what really comes down to softcore porn. More than I wanted to see.
See, I like girls because of the grace, the smoothness - a Ferrari or even a Bug racing with finesse and style. Hetero sex can be pretty wild but as long as those curves are involved it's OK -- but gay guy sex is more like semis in a demolition derby. It's just ugly. Otherwise we'd not have terms like 'santorum.'
I'd want to note that I am fine with gays in general (as in what I said in the first paragraph), but... ew.
Currently listening: Happy Hollow By CursiveLabels: gays, movies |
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| Wednesday, January 11, 2006 |
| A Funny Thing Happened Today no. 5: I get the impression I'm a stranger in my own skin |
I don't know if this happens to anyone else. In the midst of a very good book - in today's instance this is The Historian - I become so completely mentally involved in the literature that, after hours of inhabiting this space an author has created for me, I return only reluctantly to my own world and mind.
I feel really wierd sitting in my own skin, as though it's not my own, like watching a very boring television program. I am simply waiting for the narration to clue me in on my very strange new story. You could call it a Matrix Moment if you'd want, though that's a bit dramatic.
These moments are useful for their disassociated and analytical perspective on my life - conveying the urgency with which I need to get better (I've been sick), get some work done and maybe foremost, get a new but equally well -paid job that I do not loathe.
Of course the irony of it is that I often find the book's world a far more comforting and seductive place than my own; it is a real tragedy that this still applies when I am reading an academic-toned horror story! Its irony is that I do not wish to use that proper and analytical perspective but rather I would curl up and continue reading with my back to my life's continued decay.  | Currently reading : The Historian By Elizabeth Kostova |
Labels: books, movies, random, sick |
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| Thursday, November 17, 2005 |
| Random Thought no. 14: Everyday life in a playground |
Should I ever decide to direct (or do sound FX for) a movie that involves children being slaughtered (I'm not planning on this, but you know, just in case) I think the best place to get the audio would be any playground in America. It's hard to tell whether those screams mean, "oh! What fun it is to play this game!" or, "MY SPLEEN HAS BEEN RUPTURED!! AAAAAAAAAAAEEEERRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
As an additional aside, Rachel wants to teach our (future) kids to say, "My spleen!" instead of "ow!" -- figures they'll get more attention that way.
 | Currently listening : Get Behind Me Satan By The White Stripes Release date: 12:00 AM |
Labels: kids, movies, random, spleen |
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| Tuesday, November 08, 2005 |
| Random Thought(s) no. 12 & 13: Drugs, Jazz and Muzak |
I don't do drugs more powerful than caffeine and a rare painkiller.
Today I realised that the closest I've ever come to tripping acid was when I saw Beavis and Butthead Do America's White Zombie sequence in the theaters when it came out. But isn't that close enough?
I heard a 4/4 meter elevator music version of Take 5 by Dave Brubeck in Taco Bell today and am having a hard time not stalking and murdering whoever did it. For those of you who don't know - shame on you - Take 5 was a very famous jazz standard, and one of the only songs commonly played on the radio that is in 5/4 time (that is, it has five beats per measure).
 | Currently listening : Americano By Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers Release date: 12:00 AM  |
Labels: caffeine, drugs, jazz, movies, music |
posted by Steve @ 8:47 PM  |
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| Tuesday, September 20, 2005 |
| Exciting Event No. 3: HOLY F.&%^!! S*%.!! |
So, once upon a time I went to Brophy, which is a private all-male high school in Phoenix. Next door was Xavier, an all-girl private school. In my freshman and sophmore years, there was a girl I hung out with name Catherine Kresge. She was very nice, a bit quiet, and way out of my league (at least, that was how I justified never working up the nerve to talk to her except amongst that small group of friends).
She went to the U of A the same time I did, and went into the theater. I didn't see her a lot, but went to her shows (though often she never knew - I never did work up that nerve) when I could and have always suspected she'd do well. Since I've been looking up my old friends and aquaintences, I looked her up.
And she's been on "The O.C.", and "That 70's Show", and she's got a new movie. Awesome?! YES! Go Catherine! Woot! I wonder if I can even still contact her.
I also found Steph, whom I also had a terrible crush in my early years at UA, but hung out with me and introduced me to more super cool things than I could properly list. This is fun. I just hope they'll remember me.
 | Currently reading : BLACK SHRIKE By Alistair Maclean |
Labels: Brophy, college, friends, movies, nostalgia, school, stories, true, TV |
posted by Steve @ 3:14 PM  |
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| Sunday, September 18, 2005 |
| Random Thought No. 2: Villain to Hero Ratio |
| There is a proper hero-to-villain ratio that is necessary for any set of 'good guys' to defeat a type of bad guy. The tougher the bad guy, the higher the ratio. Also, in anime especially (think Ruroni Kenshin), it's easy to tell how 'tough' the person is by how much trouble the artists and creators took to create an interesting backstory and/or visage. A masked nobody is going to die no matter what - while the complex, detailed character won't go out for quite a while. The list I have of hero:villain ratios goes like this: >100:1 - Fodder 50:1 - Nameless, faceless mook 25:1 - Mook (group name) 15:1 - Punk 7:1 - Goon 4:1 - Agent 2:1 - Henchman 1:1 - Villain 1:2 - Leader 1:4 - Boss 1:>5 - Archvillain It seems about right to me. Of course, there are times that the distinctions get a bit fuzzy .. Agent Smith in the Matrix movies went from Villain to Fodder, at least for Neo.  | Currently listening : Use Your Illusion 2 By Guns N Roses |
Labels: anime, movies, random, rant, rules, stories |
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