Nose rapist. And all of the frightening ideas associated with that phrase. It's like a little pyramid scheme of scary thoughts with that phrase at the top and all the other frightening ideas branching off. As so.
I. Nose rapist.
1. Nose dildo
i. I'll never look at nose plugs the same way.
a. I'll never think of plugs, in general, the same way
ii. Ribbed for your pleasure
2 Nose sex
i. Enlarging devices .. for your NOSTRILS.
ii. Would this help a cold?
a. I'll never look people with runny noses the same way ... bodily juices ... ugh.
3. Imagine the social repercussions!
i. Imagine the PSA's that would encourage you to seek help after being nasally raped.
ii. Imagine the porn sites (she's got a huge pair of .... schnozz holes)
a. Schnozz holes orgies = OMFG
... Aaaaaand so on.
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Never There, Part 1
By Cake |
Labels: fetish, frightening thought, nose, sex |
