Joe, I've got the most exciting news!

You got a raise?

More exciting!

You met a girl?

More exciting!

You got her number?

More exciting!

You're going on a date?

More exciting!

You had sex with her in the back at work?

More exciting!!

It was a guy??

Not that exciting...

[Joe and I had this conversation .. I have no recollection at all what was so exciting]
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