Today, I was forced to go to Walmart because we needed a space heater for our place. It was about fifty degrees inside the house this morning; that's not OK.
So I took a candy cane from the Renaissance Festival people at Bookman's, and sucked on it until it formed into an impromptu shiv.
People are very gullible. Seriously: strawberry jam-coated candy canes? Silly officer.Labels: holidays, shopping |
