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| Sunday, September 03, 2006 |
| Funny Thing Happened Today no. 12: This is my brain |
... and it is BROKEN.
I know that I'm a very straight guy. I was in technical theater at Brophy (College Prep), where all the fay, freaks, and anti-phobes went. I got about as socially comfortable as I ever was in high school amongst some thoroughly gay people.
But I never, ever want to see guys humping. And I got about seven pounds of brain-breaking when I saw "Another Gay Movie" with AZ and my wife.
Granted, there were some very memorable parts - a certain nudist millionaire makes a cameo - but there's a fair portion of what really comes down to softcore porn. More than I wanted to see.
See, I like girls because of the grace, the smoothness - a Ferrari or even a Bug racing with finesse and style. Hetero sex can be pretty wild but as long as those curves are involved it's OK -- but gay guy sex is more like semis in a demolition derby. It's just ugly. Otherwise we'd not have terms like 'santorum.'
I'd want to note that I am fine with gays in general (as in what I said in the first paragraph), but... ew.
 Currently listening:
Happy Hollow
By CursiveLabels: gays, movies |
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